Vitamins are a Scam, You Don't Need Them...Unless You're One of These People.

#1 No YOU Wake Up Morpheus, Neither Pill Works


The rule of vitamins is simple: if you can afford vitamins then you can also afford food, which means you don’t need vitamins. Food, even the unhealthy stuff, contains all the nutrients that our bodies can absorb in a day. By gobbling vitamins all you’re doing is sticking a glass already filled to the brim back under the faucet and letting water run over the sides. But unlike water which is cheap (we relieve ourselves into it), vitamins generally aren’t. I’ll save you the citations but all the mad scientists and robe-wearing scholars agree you don’t need them. Unless you do. Unless you’re one of these people.